Here are 12 of the most outrageous excuses employees have heard for being late to work: 1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm. 2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide ...

Magistrates are mostly stone-faced when hearing cases, but some of the things uttered in court are so funny, it is hard to ... is a dead silence zone, the excuses from those in the dock can ...