Sloths are known for how slowly they move, but their slow speed isn't just a funny quality they have— it's part of why their species has survived for 64 million years. Following is the text of ...

I HAVE LEARNED THAT ACCORDING TO AN NSP SPOKESPERSON, THAT KYLE’S DREAM AN ITEM ON HIS BUCKET LIST, IS THAT HE WANTED TO OPEN A SLOTH SANCTUARY. IT’S FUNNY THAT THIS GUY WHO NEVER SLOWED DOWN ...

Silly Sloth Studios and Kheddo Entertainment’s forthcoming simulator title will arrive in the new year. Revealed today, Alien Market Simulator is slated to launch on Steam Early Access in 2025.